Friday, February 27, 2009
Why the hell design the sound?
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Tickets on Sale for A New Theory of Vision
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Excerpts from a manifesto-in-progress.
- Disagree.
- It is not possible to have fun in the theatre. Seats are too uncomfortable. Acting too mannered. Sets are too shoddy; lights too bright. Darkness too pervasive; humor too droll; tragedy too lachrymose.
- A drama should last two or fewer minutes; comedy three. Anything longer and we run the risk of wearing out thin patiences, and we can't afford to do that to our subscriber base.
- The next great threshold of research in performance: To technologize the audience; to find a way to automate them, downsize, and fire them.
- If you want to have fun in the theatre, put on your goggles…
- Argue.
- O wait, we don't have a subscriber base. Oh goody.
- Behold a new theory of vision to refresh our aching eyes…
- Using a low-voltage electric current, run through every seat in the theater, we have created a subnet that enables us to tap into and manifest the dreams of every spectator.
- Talk, talk, talk. When will they shut up and start doing theatre in this place?
- Lose.
- What creature might be crawling from the slime?
- Berkeley posited an existence where illusions were fed to willing minds; where minds met each other on a bare Adobe Flash stage.
- What sometime-notion might be rising from the dead?
- Befriend.
- The new hallucinogens are called theatre. The new antidepressants are called theatre. The new soporifics are called theatre. The new antibiotics are not called anti-theatre.
- When I was five, my Grandfather took me to a Broadway show, for which he was conducting the orchestra. I met Robert Goulet backstage. That was the trauma that planted the sand in my oyster. No, Robert Goulet was a perfect gentleman.
- A New Theory of Vision is dedicated to 1234567890 Day. At 6:31 pm EST on Friday Feb 13, the Unix time will be 1234567890 - exactly that many seconds since the beginning of Unix time (Jan 1 1970). Another example of consummate perfection.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Casting complete; first read-through
- Lee: Eric Percival
- Cara: Maeve Yore
- Ted: Jullian Elfer
- Erich: Matt Steiner
- Jane/Hariko: Brooke Eddey
- MW/Susan: Sonya Tsuchigane
- GB: Lawrence Cantor
Saturday, February 7, 2009
From A New Theory of Vision by bob jude ferrante
opening March 18 2009 at the Kraine Theatre:
JANE
I’ve been having this dream where I’m asleep.
LEE
You’re… you’re always… asleep when you dream.
JANE
Excepting daydreams. And don’t give me Berkeley on the subject, we’ve had enough of that dim prat.
LEE
So… you dream you’re asleep.
JANE
And mum comes in, as usual paralytic, and starts the customary screaming at me.
LEE
And that’s it?
JANE
No it’s not bloody it. That’s when I wake up.
LEE
So then you’re awake?
JANE
No. I’m still asleep. And dreaming. And in that dream, in comes me mum.
LEE
Again?
JANE
Again. I’m afraid to sleep. I’m afraid of the dark.
LEE
There’s nothing to be afraid of in the dark.
(JANE cries)
JANE
Your dark isn’t my dark.
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So yea... the script is in final production draft, the show is cast with the fabulous Cat Parker at the helm and genius George Allision doing production design. Poster design is done... have a look here.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Hiring the Director
Saturday, January 3, 2009
What it's Like - The First Eight Aspects
- Thinking hard about the site and its properties. The shouting properties of the space; its posession and rights to its neighborhood; its sense of dominating energies, its radiances, its shortcomings.
- Pondering how do you tell the story you want to tell beyond the page and how do you make the script fit the story you want to tell? The script becomes less your calling card and the dynamics of the event begin to supplant it. Then acting on what one infers.
- Hearing again all those voices arguing in one's head - characters, critics, supporters, the excited for yous, the tired of hearing its.
- Having the joy of talking to so many smart directors and getting to choose the one that is organically "right" for the piece and its process. These guys are all uniformly amazing.
- Knowing how much money there is to spend and figuring out which expenditures are more important. I know this sounds boring, doesn't it? But it's not. Money is the power to do what needs to be done - power is inherent. If we're talking about the power in theatre being given to the playwright, we have to mean - at least in part - that the money is under their control.
- Realizing that in a sense everyone serves the script - the story, really. In that sense the playwright is yet another midwife.
- Experiencing the exhiliration of juggling the text - largely an object to be heard - and its impacts in the other realms of sensation.
- Sadly noting that this documentation - fascinating though it might be - must be created peripatetically, as finishing the script and making it acceptable as the controlling document for this event is far more important than documenting the process, however much an honor it is.

